DAMN man I thought that thing would NEVER die. I had to keep dropping all those M-80s in the water on top of it. I woulda just shot it fulla holes but bein it was in McKeller Lake in front of the Port of Memphis I didn't want to cause a ruckus!!!
I tried to tie a rope around it and drag it out into the river and let the current take it too Nawlins but the rope wouldn't stay on that fat, slimy bassturd!!!
RA
ps,
For those that don't know, McKeller Lake (where the nasty thing was found) contains the Nonconnah Creek drainage which is the drainage for about 60% of Memphis proper. Steel barges rust out quicker down there in that water, nevermind some swimming pile of blubber in cold water.